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  • "Even if we’re married for 23 years,
    I still want you to flirt with me."

    A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)

    💸💸

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  • roseisreturning:

    mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

    (Source: acebethchilds, via allnighters-everynight)

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  • kiransingh:

    the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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  • Its getting harder and harder to choose between an American Bully or a car :’/

  • doctorsherlocklokison:

    im-depressed-but-funny:

    unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

    i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

    For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

    This is why punctuation was created

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  • hope-for-komaeda:

    bunnywithacape:

    'Olay?'
    ‘Olay.’
    The Fault In Our Sombreros.

    Nacho average love story.

    it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

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  • "Maturing is realizing how many things don’t require your comment."
    Rachel Wolchin (via grateful-melancholic)

    (Source: fellinlovewithmelancholy, via heichoubaby)

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  • triptone:

    Last night my little sister (5th grade) was making an e-mail account

    She saw gender and went to click female when she noticed the “other” choice

    She looked at me confused and I started to explain that some people don’t think they fit in with strictly male or female

    "Oh! You mean like transgender and stuff like that. I was freaked out for a second- I thought they meant robots."

    Yet another example the kids are more open-minded than adults

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